{"id":245,"date":"2008-08-29T16:13:08","date_gmt":"2008-08-29T15:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.doncorso.de\/dcwp\/?p=245"},"modified":"2008-08-29T16:13:08","modified_gmt":"2008-08-29T15:13:08","slug":"wie-nerve-ich-den-sitznachbar-im-flugzeug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.doncorso.de\/dcwp\/?p=245","title":{"rendered":"Wie nerve ich den Sitznachbar im Flugzeug"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. den Laptop auspacken<br \/>2. langsam und bed\u00e4chtig \u00f6ffnen<br \/>3. einschalten<br \/>4. sich \u00fcberzeugen, dass der Sitznachbar zuschaut<br \/>5. Internet \u00f6ffnen<br \/>6. Augenschlie\u00dfen und den Blick gegen den Himmel richten<br \/>7. tief einatmen und diesen Link \u00f6ffnen - <a href=\"    http:\/\/www.thecleverest.com\/countdown.swf\" target=\"_blank\">klick<\/a> -<br \/>8. den Gesichtsausdruck des Nachbarn beobachten<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. den Laptop auspacken2. langsam und bed\u00e4chtig \u00f6ffnen3. einschalten4. sich \u00fcberzeugen, dass der Sitznachbar zuschaut5. Internet \u00f6ffnen6. Augenschlie\u00dfen und den Blick gegen den Himmel richten7. tief einatmen und diesen Link \u00f6ffnen - klick -8. den Gesichtsausdruck des Nachbarn beobachten \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.doncorso.de\/dcwp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.doncorso.de\/dcwp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.doncorso.de\/dcwp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.doncorso.de\/dcwp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.doncorso.de\/dcwp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.doncorso.de\/dcwp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.doncorso.de\/dcwp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.doncorso.de\/dcwp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.doncorso.de\/dcwp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}